This is a break from my standard of only providing my favorite recipes -- I haven't even tried it, but it seems so obvious that it would be good that I have included it anyway.
If you wear a t-shirt similar to the one above, then maybe this recipe is for you:
Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail.
Next step. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle should be, no?